A Get-Rich-Quick Scheme for Football Fans

By: Jan | May 21st, 2009

   

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1. Get a piece of paper.

It doesn’t have to be white. Just make sure it fits the color-scheme of your football club of choice.

2. Use the paper to take part in a pre-match fan choreograpgy.
 

 
3. Wad the paper into a paper ball and throw it onto the pitch.

4. Let the football gods work their magic.
 

 
5. Retrieve the paper ball and put it on eBay.
Rebranding it as “Paper Ball of God” is optional.

6. Earn 4510 Euros.

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Comments  

• alessio |  May 21st, 2009 at 5:30 pm

  
  
  

  Goddamn!

  

• Juliet |  May 22nd, 2009 at 2:40 am

  
  
  

  Awww, but that’s nice, they’re donating the $ to the “Children’s Hospice Lionheart in Syke near Bremen.”

  

• diana |  May 22nd, 2009 at 3:05 am

  
  
  

  Aww…

  

• Chris |  May 22nd, 2009 at 5:30 am

  
  
  

  Talk about kicking a dog when he’s down. . .

  That little slip up pretty much sealed Gravgaard’s fate. There’s no way they keep him now. They will move Alex Silva back to central defense and kill two birds with one stone–make Alex Silva happy by moving him back to defense, and get rid of Gravgaard. Tavares will probably get the midfield spot, with Demy DeZeuw still in the mix.

  

• Jan |  May 22nd, 2009 at 12:08 pm

  
  
  

  I think you can blame Gravgaard for everything but this. He couldn’t anticipate that the ball would jump over a waded piece of paper. Anyway, his club supposedly want €3m from Hamburg and that’s way too much for a backup. And even with Reinhardt leaving the club, I think they can still rely on Boateng if necessary.

  

• Chris |  May 22nd, 2009 at 12:52 pm

  
  
  

  Gravgaard is my punching bag/scapegoat/etc. I need to place my frustrations on someone and he’s an easy target.

  

• Felix |  May 23rd, 2009 at 2:07 pm

  
  
  

  I can’t get enough of that last clip!