A Get-Rich-Quick Scheme for Football Fans
By: Jan | May 21st, 20091. Get a piece of paper.
It doesn’t have to be white. Just make sure it fits the color-scheme of your football club of choice.
2. Use the paper to take part in a pre-match fan choreograpgy.
3. Wad the paper into a paper ball and throw it onto the pitch.
4. Let the football gods work their magic.
5. Retrieve the paper ball and put it on eBay.
Rebranding it as “Paper Ball of God” is optional.
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Goddamn!
Posted from
Spain
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Awww, but that’s nice, they’re donating the $ to the “Children’s Hospice Lionheart in Syke near Bremen.”
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United States -
Aww…
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Singapore -
Talk about kicking a dog when he’s down. . .
That little slip up pretty much sealed Gravgaard’s fate. There’s no way they keep him now. They will move Alex Silva back to central defense and kill two birds with one stone–make Alex Silva happy by moving him back to defense, and get rid of Gravgaard. Tavares will probably get the midfield spot, with Demy DeZeuw still in the mix.
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United States -
I think you can blame Gravgaard for everything but this. He couldn’t anticipate that the ball would jump over a waded piece of paper. Anyway, his club supposedly want €3m from Hamburg and that’s way too much for a backup. And even with Reinhardt leaving the club, I think they can still rely on Boateng if necessary.
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Germany -
Gravgaard is my punching bag/scapegoat/etc. I need to place my frustrations on someone and he’s an easy target.
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United States -
I can’t get enough of that last clip!
Posted from
United States
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