Berlin Now Has a Podolski AvenueBy: Jan | October 4th, 2011
A group of Cologne fans hijacked the Podbielskiallee in Berlin-Dahlem to honor their icon.
Not that Lukas Podolski’s performance against Hertha as such warranted naming a street after him, but it was part of a bigger picture. One that could ultimately lead us to world peace. The group calls itself “Lilian Laslandes” and left a written claim of responsibility at the scene (The McKenna Schreiben*), in which they outlined their philosophy and demands:
„The pacifistic commando “Lilian Laslandes” hearby admits to renaming the Podbielskiallee in Berlin-Dahlem as part of the Cologne late summer. As open-minded, self- and fun-loving supporters of 1. FC Cologne we demand the resurrection of Sexy Cora, the proclamation of the Republic of Colonia, the imprisonment of Marko Marin as well as general world peace.”
If their demands aren’t met, they’ll continue renaming everything Podolski until the world turns into something like this.
* German for claim of responsibility is Bekennerschreiben. Kevin McKenna is a Cologne defender. McKenna Schreiben…