

Videos
Jens Lehmann - Early Season Highlights
By: Jan |We’re only one and a half months into the new season and Jens Lehmann has already produced two slapstick gems for me and you to enjoy:
This one was against Hungarian side ETO Györ in the UEFA Cup’s twenty fourth pre-qualifying round, which preceded the UEFA Cup first round group stage qualifying round. Stuttgart were already [...]
Viva Colonia: From New York to South Africa to Cologne
By: Jan |When a Brazilian girl on the streets of New York starts to chant the carnival song Viva Colonia…
..and when a bunch of kids in South Africa join in…
…and when 50000 fans in Cologne’s Rhein Energie Stadion do the same…
…then this global Cologne lovefest can only be explained with this:
A rare big win against a big [...]
Franck Ribery’s Daughter applauds Werder Bremen
By: Jan |
Here’s Franck Ribery’s daughter applauding Werder Bremen, after they just made it 5-0 against Bayern Munich this weekend. Seems Franck or his wife have done a good job teaching her either the concept of fair play or sarcasm. In the worst case we’ll soon see Paparazzi photos of Franck or Wahiba buying Werder Bremen fan [...]
The Jan Schlaudraff Goal Construction Kit
By: Jan |For a goal of the month quality goal by Jan Schlaudraff we need two ingredients:
a = a chipped ball over an onrushing goalkeeper.
We’ll take Hannover’s second / Jan Schlaudraff’s first goal against Borussia Mönchengladbach from this weekend (5-1).
b = a great little run from left to right, dribbling past the entire back line of [...]
Forbidden Cities: The Story of the Revierderby
By: Jan |Right in time for the biggest derby in Germany: a 25 minute documentary to help you brush up on your Schalke and Borussia Dortmund knowledge. The documentary was filmed before, during and after the infamous 2006/2007 derby, which Dortmund won 2-0 to crush Schalke’s title dreams. Two seasons later emotions have cooled down a bit, [...]
Ray Hudson’s Bundesliga: Gladbach vs Bremen and Bayern vs Hertha
By: Jan |GolTV’s color commentator Ray Hudson poetically dissects Borussia Mönchengladbach’s victory over Werder Bremen and Bayern Munich’s impressive return to form.
Goal of the Weekend: Alexander Baumjohann vs Werder Bremen’s entire Defense
By: Jan |
I guess Alexander Baumjohann’s impressive solo-run starting within his own half of the field would be even more impressive, if he had scored it against the defense of one of the seventeen Bundesliga sides not coached by Thomas Schaaf.
Baumjohann is 21 years old and joined Borussia Mönchengladbach back in 2006 from Schalke. He had [...]
Spongebob sings the Bayern Munich Anthem
By: Jan |
Seeing how it’s already all doom and gloom over at the Bayern Offside, following Bayern’s unbeaten start into the season, I thought that our fellow Bayern fans need some cheering up. Though, they might also find comfort in randomly checking out one of the other team blogs, to see how the rest of the world [...]
Video: Girl getting hit by Football
By: Jan |
A Hans Moleman Production. Wolfsburg’s Christian Gentner proves why the DFB-Pokal is called a knockout competition during his team’s first round match against fourth division side Heidenheim (3-0).
via: 101 Great Goals
Classic Goals: Jürgen Klinsmann vs Bayern Munich (1987)
By: Jan |
Today is Jürgen Klinsmann’s 44th birthday, which is a good excuse to post a video of this particularly beautiful goal - which would eventually be crowned Goal of the Year 1987. Final score: Stuttgart 3-0 Bayern.
Klinsmann was still playing for VfB Stuttgart back then and ended the season as the league’s leading goalscorer and was [...]








