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Bundesliga Offside Rewind: With the Grace and Beauty of Tim Wiese
By: Jan |That’s how we did our blogging this week.
Anna had a little present for Bayern Munich. (Stuttgart Offside)
Stuttgart finally get a dedicated football stadium arena. (Stuttgart Offside)
Tim Wiese is walking in Toni Schumacher’s shadow. (Bundesliga Offside)
Scarfs for girls or scarfs for fans? (Bundesliga Offside)
Kaka and Eto’o could be playing for Berlin next season. (Hertha Offside)
It […]
10 Things we learned from Matchday 31 and 32
By: Jan |It was a busy week of Bundesliga football. And it was a busy week for me as well, so I focused my attention on the inevitable and the ugly. But there was more happening in the league, and it’s time to catch up with it in this double header edition.
1. Bremen and Schalke win Champions […]
Quote of the Day: Tim Wiese doesn’t give a Shit
By: Jan |
“Some referees probably give a red card for this, but I don’t give a shit about it now. We won the game.”
Tim Wiese in his post match interview after a heated northern derby between Hamburg and Bremen ended 1-0 for the visitors. The “some referees would give a red card” bit refers to this kung-fu […]
Weekly Dose 08.05.08
By: Jan |Bayern Munich is the 5th most valuable football club in the world, followed by Schalke 04 in 10th, Dortmund in 15th, Hamburg in 17th and Bremen in 18th position. Don’t take Forbes’ data about the clubs too literally though. They will try and tell you that Schalke is owned by the Veltins brewery. (Forbes)
Mad Jens […]
Bundesliga Offside Rewind: We See and Hear Everything
By: Jan |And then we blog about it.
Borussia Dortmund’s new jersey. (Borussia Dortmund)
Borussia Dortmund’s new money. (Borussia Dortmund)
Miroslav Klose’s new nose. (Bayern Offside)
Hertha’s old friends. (Hertha Offside)
Willy Sagnol’s new dance. (Bundesliga Offside)
Hamburg’s new potential new coach, who will then sign for another club surely. (Hamburg Offside)
No Euros, no swan song for Bernd Schneider. Sob sob. (Euro 2008 […]
10 Things we learned from Matchday 30
By: Jan |1. Only math stands in Bayern’s way now.
Bayern beat Stuttgart 4-1 on Sunday. Angela blogged about how it happened and then Anna blogged about why it happened. Now I blog about how Bayern top the table with a 12 point lead. 20 goals stand between them and Werder Bremen. 24 goals stand between them and […]
Bundesliga Offside Rewind 19.04.08
By: Jan |Welcome to a revised edition of my weekly blog internal handing out of link love. From now on you can check out the highlights of one week of Bundesliga blogging and try to guess who is the player/coach/manager on the picture on the right. Twice the fun I hope.
Abby’s match recap is hands down the […]
10 Things we learned from Matchday 28
By: Jan |1. Nuremberg can no longer finish their matches.
Last week Nuremberg’s match against Frankfurt was stopped for 20 minutes, after some people from Nuremberg’s travelling support burned firecrackers and threw a flare onto the pitch. This Friday Nuremberg’s match against Wolfsburg got abandoned after heavy rain rendered the pitch unplayable. A Bundesliga first. Nuremberg were leading […]
Bundesliga Offside Rewind: Hungry for more
By: Jan |
More team blogs: Check out Anna’s VfB Stuttgart Offside. (Stuttgart Offside)
More power: The Offside is the 35th most powerful blog in the world. Beware. More team blogs: Angela is looking for more bloggers. (Bayern Offside)
More shit than you can make up. (Hamburg Offside)
More Rudi Völler. (Bundesliga Offside)
More Mario Gomez. (Stuttgart Offside)
More Lukas Podolski. (Bayern Offside)
More […]
10 Things we learned from Matchday 26
By: Jan |1. Nothing.
The teams at the top of the table couldn’t win their games. The teams at the bottom of the table didn’t lose their games. As such no team gained a lot of ground, nor did any team lose a lot of ground. And when the six best teams in the league don’t do their […]






