

Misc
Weekly Quiz Answers
By: Jan |It’s time for a little overdue wrap up post with the correct answers to the recent quizzes.
One of These Players is not Like the Others
Answer: Didi Hamann. All other players were transfers from Karlsruhe to Bayern, while Hamann came through Bayern’s youth system for a change.
Kudos to: BVBFan and Luke
Honorable Mentions: Luke also correctly suggested [...]
Name the Player #7
By: Jan |Which player is seen here reflecting large amounts of light straight back to the sun?
One of These Players is not Like the Others #2
By: Jan |One of these players just doesn’t belong. Can you tell which player is not like the others?
From left to right: former Dortmund striker Márcio Amoroso, Wolfsburg striker Grafite, Bayern striker Luca Toni and Nuremberg striker/midfielder Marek Mintal.
One of These Players is not Like the Others
By: Jan |One of these players just doesn’t belong. Can you tell which player is not like the others?
Name the Brazilian
By: Jan |If you had a German name and researched it, you’d probably end up learning that 800 years ago a poor pig farmer built his hut right beside a hole in the ground and so your family was subsequently named after this hole. A Portuguese or Brazilian name on the other hand is more like a [...]
My Ongoing HSV Birthday Greetings Collection
By: Jan |Over two years ago I got curious about Internet based club TV services, which more and more Bundesliga clubs were launching at the time. With Cologne being a prominent absentee, I decided to make my pick of test subscriptions based on presumed benchmark (Bayern), sympathies (Hamburg) and Champions League football (Stuttgart). Predictably Bayern had indeed [...]
Successful, Athletic, Wealthy Lone Wolf Seeks Educated, Intelligent, Fun Loving Blogger for Long Term Relationship
By: Jan |In other words: our Wolfsburg Offside is looking for someone to take over and join our lively Bundesliga family here at The Offside.
Please send your fake takeover applications to admin@nufc.co.uk and the real ones to daryl[at]theoffside[dot]com.
Update: Just as I write this post the Borussia Dortmund Offside goes up for auction as well. If you are [...]
A Get-Rich-Quick Scheme for Football Fans
By: Jan |1. Get a piece of paper.
It doesn’t have to be white. Just make sure it fits the color-scheme of your football club of choice.
2. Use the paper to take part in a pre-match fan choreograpgy.
Name the Ringtone
By: Jan |
Bremen’s sporting director Klaus Allofs needs some cheering up at the moment and would like to put that ringtone on his cell. What’s the name of the song?
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