UEFA Cup
Cheer Up Bayern Fans and do the Willy Sagnol
By: Jan |
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1. Put your right hand to your left hip, then your left hand to your right hip.
2. Roll your hips 3 times, jump and clap your hands!
3. Put your right arm straight in front of you with your palm down.
4. Do the same with your left arm.
5. Flip your right palm up.
6. Flip your left […]
Tags: Willy Sagnol, Oliver Kahn, 1. Bundesliga, FC Bayern Munich, UEFA Cup, Snapshots, International, Tag IndexSnapshot: Achtung! Surrender. For you Fritz, the UEFA Cup 2008 is over.
By: Jan | 4 Comments
A welcome message to the Bayern players in German: “We don’t wait for May 9th. The surrender has to happen today.” The UEFA had the banners removed before the game kicked off. So Bayern can’t argue that they just followed orders. But the Zenit fans got what they asked for nonetheless.
File under: yawn.
Bayern’s UEFA Cup Campaign in Numbers
By: Jan | 5 Comments
Bayern Munich invested roughly €80m in new players this season. The due return is yet another double, which they could have probably won without major investments, considering how the competition took turns self-destructing this year. And while Bayern’s 12 point lead in the Bundesliga is impressive, the same can’t really be said about their UEFA […]
The other Getafe - Bayern Munich Highlight
By: Jan | 6 Comments
It takes 120 minutes and two last minute comebacks for this to happen. The third most hated player in the Bundesliga slaps the most hated player in the Bundesliga in the face to the music of REM. Once you get tired of the slap, turn your attention to Phillip Lahm’s reaction in the background.
via: 101 […]
In Numbers: Werder Bremen - Rangers
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According to Eurosport:
Possession
Werder Bremen 72,7%
Rangers 27,3%
Shots
Werder Bremen 42
Rangers 4
Shots on Target
Werder Bremen 10
Rangers 1
Corners
Werder Bremen 18
Rangers 2
Accurate Passes
Werder Bremen 512
Rangers 150
Well, you can’t say they didn’t try. Though Rangers only needed one yellow card and two saves, according to the numbers, to defend their lead. There was probably something temporarily wrong with the earth’s gravity […]
5 Conclusions from the UEFA Cup Round of 16
By: Jan | 2 Comments
1. Bayern’s bench-warmers like their warm benches.
One of the benefits of Ottmar Hitzfeld’s rotation policy is that someone like Jan Schlaudraff gets to play the odd 15 minutes now and then. It can help keep the players in the squad happy, because they’ll get their chances and playing time. Though, judging by Bayern’s performance against […]
5 Things we learned in Europe this Week
By: Jan | 2 Comments
1. It’s the knockout rounds, stupid.
Going by league and group stage performances, Tim Wiese clearly looks the better keeper than Manuel Neuer. Blunders against Valencia and Chelsea in the group stages and a couple more in the Bundesliga had taken Neuer from Jogi Löw’s shortlist for the Euro 2008. Tim Wiese isn’t on it either, […]
Bundesliga Offside Rewind: Upon Critical Analysis…
By: Jan | No Comments
…the Bundesliga Offside team of bloggers came to the following conclusions this week:
Abby concluded that Bielefeld does exist (potentially). (Hertha Offside)
Jan concluded that the UEFA Intertoto Cup is a trophy every team should strive to win. (Bundesliga Offside)
Chris concluded that Rene Adler is a great goalkeeper. (Bundesliga Offside)
The other Chris concluded that Vincent Kompany is […]
Hamburg win UEFA Intertoto Cup
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Good news for Huub Stevens and Rafael van der Vaart, who won’t have to end their Hamburg days without any silverware. Hamburg secured their passage to this year’s UEFA Cup through a cup competition, which had originally been conceived to give poor betting addicted folks a way to burn more money in the football free […]
This just in: UEFA Cup and Champions League Draw
By: Jan | 5 Comments
The UEFA Cup and Champions League draw just took place. The lone Bundesliga representative Schalke 04 picked up FC Porto as their next opponent in the Champions League. Porto and Sevilla were high on the wishlists of high profile second placed teams like Liverpool, Arsenal, Roma etc. So, people seem to think those two were […]
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