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Matt Damon stars in The Ballack Identity
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I realised that I still had to reveal the identity of the kid on this picture. And it was indeed Matt Damon. I might be the last to notice it, but until I scanned YouTube for a video I could use to wrap a post around it, I wasn’t aware of this striking resemblance.
The cast […]
Bundesliga Offside Rewind: We See and Hear Everything
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And then we blog about it.
Borussia Dortmund’s new jersey. (Borussia Dortmund)
Borussia Dortmund’s new money. (Borussia Dortmund)
Miroslav Klose’s new nose. (Bayern Offside)
Hertha’s old friends. (Hertha Offside)
Willy Sagnol’s new dance. (Bundesliga Offside)
Hamburg’s new potential new coach, who will then sign for another club surely. (Hamburg Offside)
No Euros, no swan song for Bernd Schneider. Sob sob. (Euro 2008 […]
Uncanny Resemblance: Jogi Löw and Tom Cruise
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Jogi Löw attended the match between Karlsruhe and Bremen disguising as Tom Cruise. What is even more worrying than that, is the current form of most of his designated Euro 2008 players. Per Mertesacker is probably playing his worst ever season. Torsten Frings was injured again. Bernd Schneider will most probably miss the Euros due […]
Bundesliga Offside Rewind: Hungry for more
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More team blogs: Check out Anna’s VfB Stuttgart Offside. (Stuttgart Offside)
More power: The Offside is the 35th most powerful blog in the world. Beware. More team blogs: Angela is looking for more bloggers. (Bayern Offside)
More shit than you can make up. (Hamburg Offside)
More Rudi Völler. (Bundesliga Offside)
More Mario Gomez. (Stuttgart Offside)
More Lukas Podolski. (Bayern Offside)
More […]
The German National Team sets off on an Alpine Adventure
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They take on the Matterhorn and they do it in silent movie fashion. The intertitles read “A difficult path lies ahead of you” and “But you won’t take it alone”. Also, props to Jens Lehmann who can save more than just penalties.
A big global brand reveals itself at the end and I would kindly like […]
5 Things we learned during the International Break
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1. Hamburg are missing out.
Just look at that photo. Though, Croatia didn’t really impress in their friendly against Scotland (1-1) and neither Dortmund’s Mladen Petric nor Bremen’s Ivan Klasnic could put their names on the score sheet. I’m still a bit sad, that Bilic won’t be coaching a Bundesliga side next season. Though, news just […]
Snapshot: Golski
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Lukas Podolski and Mario Gomez during Germany’s 4-0 victory over Switzerland. Too bad there’s only room for one of the two alongside Klose. Though, Podolski might have a chance to replace Schweinsteiger in Germany’s midfield. Podolski’s pass to Gomez, before he made it 3-0, was better than anything Schweinsteiger did all game long.
Beardwatch: Christoph Metzelder
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What is it about injuries and beards? Following Kevin Kuranyi’s example, Metzelder used his injury-enforced time out to grow a proper beard and probably write a manifesto on the future of football.
Weekly Dose 27.3.08
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Good news for GolTV subscribers. (Yahoo! Biz)
Bad news for people watching their football on German TV (i.e., please pity me). (Goal.com)
A spectacular overhead goal by Jürgen Klinsmann. (Who Ate All The Pies)
A spectacular rise and fall. (Deutsche Welle)
Fun with names: Grafite spells trouble for Schalke. (AFP)
Fun with names: Writing on wall for Schaaf’s Bremen as […]
Weekly Dose 20.3.08
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Create your own fan choreo; via probek.net. (madin.jp)
Michael Ballack promotes a good cause. (International Herald Tribune)
Rafael van der Vaart will leave a trail of dirt soaked water behind, when he leaves Hamburg with a title. (Goal.com)
Stanislav Sestak is Bochum’s new Theofanis Gekas. (fifa.com)
Bayern Munich don’t like the Olympics. (Reuters Soccer Blog)
What tomatoes have to do […]
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