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Time for Frankfurt and Berlin to be on their best Behaviour
By: Jan |
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The Bundesliga has won an additional UEFA Cup berth, following a draw including the seven fairest and wisest leagues in Europe. Now it’s up to the DFL to decide which team in the Bundesliga honoured the Fair Play ideal the most and thus earns the honour to compete in Europe despite the fact, that they […]
Category: Matt Damon stars in The Ballack Identity
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I realised that I still had to reveal the identity of the kid on this picture. And it was indeed Matt Damon. I might be the last to notice it, but until I scanned YouTube for a video I could use to wrap a post around it, I wasn’t aware of this striking resemblance.
The cast […]
Bundesliga Offside Rewind: We See and Hear Everything
By: Jan | 3 Comments
And then we blog about it.
Borussia Dortmund’s new jersey. (Borussia Dortmund)
Borussia Dortmund’s new money. (Borussia Dortmund)
Miroslav Klose’s new nose. (Bayern Offside)
Hertha’s old friends. (Hertha Offside)
Willy Sagnol’s new dance. (Bundesliga Offside)
Hamburg’s new potential new coach, who will then sign for another club surely. (Hamburg Offside)
No Euros, no swan song for Bernd Schneider. Sob sob. (Euro 2008 […]
Cheer Up Bayern Fans and do the Willy Sagnol
By: Jan | 3 Comments
1. Put your right hand to your left hip, then your left hand to your right hip.
2. Roll your hips 3 times, jump and clap your hands!
3. Put your right arm straight in front of you with your palm down.
4. Do the same with your left arm.
5. Flip your right palm up.
6. Flip your left […]
Snapshot: Achtung! Surrender. For you Fritz, the UEFA Cup 2008 is over.
By: Jan | 4 Comments
A welcome message to the Bayern players in German: “We don’t wait for May 9th. The surrender has to happen today.” The UEFA had the banners removed before the game kicked off. So Bayern can’t argue that they just followed orders. But the Zenit fans got what they asked for nonetheless.
File under: yawn.
Tags: Zenit St. Petersburg, , 1. Bundesliga, FC Bayern Munich, UEFA Cup, Snapshots, International, Tag IndexBayern’s UEFA Cup Campaign in Numbers
By: Jan | 5 Comments
Bayern Munich invested roughly €80m in new players this season. The due return is yet another double, which they could have probably won without major investments, considering how the competition took turns self-destructing this year. And while Bayern’s 12 point lead in the Bundesliga is impressive, the same can’t really be said about their UEFA […]
Uncanny Resemblance: Jogi Löw and Tom Cruise
By: Jan | 7 Comments
Jogi Löw attended the match between Karlsruhe and Bremen disguising as Tom Cruise. What is even more worrying than that, is the current form of most of his designated Euro 2008 players. Per Mertesacker is probably playing his worst ever season. Torsten Frings was injured again. Bernd Schneider will most probably miss the Euros due […]
The other Getafe - Bayern Munich Highlight
By: Jan | 6 Comments
It takes 120 minutes and two last minute comebacks for this to happen. The third most hated player in the Bundesliga slaps the most hated player in the Bundesliga in the face to the music of REM. Once you get tired of the slap, turn your attention to Phillip Lahm’s reaction in the background.
via: 101 […]
Bundesliga Offside Rewind: Hungry for more
By: Jan | 3 Comments
More team blogs: Check out Anna’s VfB Stuttgart Offside. (Stuttgart Offside)
More power: The Offside is the 35th most powerful blog in the world. Beware. More team blogs: Angela is looking for more bloggers. (Bayern Offside)
More shit than you can make up. (Hamburg Offside)
More Rudi Völler. (Bundesliga Offside)
More Mario Gomez. (Stuttgart Offside)
More Lukas Podolski. (Bayern Offside)
More […]
Classic Moment: Georg ‘Katsche’ Schwarzenbeck’s late Equaliser against Atlético Madrid
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It was the European Champions Cup (as in: Champions League) final in Brussel back in 1974. Bayern had reached the final for the first time. The match ended in a scoreless draw after 90 minutes and was forced into extra time. Then, current Spain coach Luis Aragones converted a free kick to give Madrid the […]
Tags: Atlético Madrid, Katsche, Georg Schwarzenbeck, Uli Hoeneß, Gerd Müller, Franz Beckenbauer, 1. Bundesliga, FC Bayern Munich, Backstory, International, Champions League, Tag Index
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