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May 23rd, 2009

Bundesliga Season Finale Liveblog

By: Jan | Comments No Comments

What good is a liveblog in a tape-delayed world? I have no idea. I’ll leave this philosophical question unanswered and let our American readers deal with it.
For everyone else it’s season 46 episode 34 of the Bundesliga. We’ve already been served 2970 minutes high on excitement and low on answers – the latter will [...]



May 22nd, 2009

Foreigners: Who They Are and Where They Come From

By: Jan | Comments 3 Comments

Foreigners play for Arsenal London or Inter Milan. Foreigners made England’s footballers so bad, that they couldn’t qualify for Euro 2008. Foreigners now make England’s footballers so good, that they will easily qualify for the World Cup in 2010.
The Bundesliga currently employs 497 players, of which 260 players are foreigners (52,3%). That’s the fourth highest [...]

May 21st, 2009

A Get-Rich-Quick Scheme for Football Fans

By: Jan | Comments 7 Comments

1. Get a piece of paper.

It doesn’t have to be white. Just make sure it fits the color-scheme of your football club of choice.
2. Use the paper to take part in a pre-match fan choreograpgy.
 

 

May 21st, 2009

Quote of the Day: Klinsmann’s Confidence

By: Jan | Comments No Comments

That was actually the most painful thing in the matter, that you had the feeling you would have been able to finish this job. I would have been able to lead the team to the championship.
Jürgen Klinsmann in an interview on German TV.
Should Bayern fail to win the title on Saturday, Jupp Heynckes will [...]

Category Category: FC Bayern Munich
May 20th, 2009

Name the Ringtone

By: Jan | Comments 4 Comments

 
Bremen’s sporting director Klaus Allofs needs some cheering up at the moment and would like to put that ringtone on his cell. What’s the name of the song?
Name more…



May 20th, 2009

Philipp Lahm Takes a Cue From the Animal Kingdom

By: Jan | Comments 3 Comments

 
Surrounded by Bayern players chained together for reasons only known to Jupp Heynckes, Philipp Lahm does the smart thing and pretends to be dead until the predators lose interest in their prey, then he quickly gets up and escapes. Stuttgart defenders take note.
The whole training session can be seen here.
P.S.: And since there is the [...]

May 18th, 2009

Louis van Gaal in 44 Seconds

By: Jan | Comments 4 Comments

 
I think we’ve got the basics about Bayern Munich’s new coach covered now and when you feel ready to plunge in medias res, you can head over to the Bayern Munich Offside and join a lively discussion about his philosophy, control freakishness, tactics, player sales and signings etc.
If you feel overwhelmed but still underinformed by [...]

May 18th, 2009

Wolfsburg Close in on Title. Hamburg Close in on Supermassive Black Hole.

By: Jan | Comments 6 Comments

Uli Hoeness predicted that this championship won’t be decided on goal difference, but rather that someone would slip up, and he was right albeit in the wrong places.
Hannover 0-5 Wolfsburg. Except for the sell out crowd there was nothing really derby-ish about this game (and then, the last match at home usually tends to be [...]

May 15th, 2009

Weekly Dose 15.05.09

By: Jan | Comments No Comments

There’s a St. Pauli Offside now! There must be a better way to integrate it into the Bundesliga Offside than hoping for an extra quick promotion to the first division. (St. Pauli Offside)
A close Bundesliga title race decided on the final matchday? Happens 50% of the time, so what’s all the buzz about? (ESPN Soccernet)
The [...]

May 14th, 2009

Borussia Mönchengladbach’s Great Last Minute Escape

By: Jan | Comments 1 Comment

 
When it all comes down to it, it doesn’t matter how they did it.
There wasn’t all that much football on display in Borussia Mönchengladbach’s last two matches against Schalke and Cottbus, which of course wasn’t Gladbach’s fault alone. Schalke can control a game and dominate possession, but they can’t really score goals or come up [...]






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