

The Painter and the Artist
No week passes without Mesut Özil being appreciated, hyped and worshipped just a little bit more.
On display in the studio are infamous paintings like The Man with the Golden Helmet, The Girl with a Pearl Earring and, soon, The Boy with a Pair of Magic Feet. Two masterpieces from the Dutch Golden Age and one from the new German Golden Generation.
Europa League: Hamburg 2-0 Rapid Vienna
By: Jan |Hamburg booked their place in the Round of 32 of the Europa League with a 2-0 victory over Rapid Vienna tonight. Marcell Jansen and Marcus Berg made sure of the victory within six minutes shortly after the break. The Europa League is like an alternate reality for Hamburg. One where Marcus Berg can’t stop scoring. One [...]
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Kaiser Classics: On the State of the Modern Game
By: Jan |A new regular feature dedicated to the alpha, omega and all the greek letters in between of German football: Franz Beckenbauer. This is from an interview with Beckenbauer from 1975. I guess even in the Seventies the good old times everyone keeps talking and dreaming about, the times before football had sold its’ soul and all, [...]
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The Way They Were: Felix Magath
By: Jan |
This is Felix Magath being pretty in pink in 1977 while plying his trade for Hamburg. A time when he was in his prime as a football player and when he was still called Wolfgang apparently. The photo raises some questions about Magath’s obsession with fitness drills. [...]
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Weekly Dose 02.12.09
By: Jan |Bayer Neverkusen? Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.’ (Telegraph) Bochum’s coach Heiko Herrlich brings lessons from fighting cancer to the Bundesliga. (Deutsche Welle) Michael Ballack takes pride in the words: Ich bin ein Londoner. (Times Online) Bayern Munich is the FC Uli Hoeness in disguise. (Guardian) The life and times of said Uli Hoeness. (ESPN Soccernet) A couple of transfer rumors for [...]
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Name the Club
By: Jan |
This is or was the crest of … ?
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Germany’s Most Disturbing Football Videos: Patrick Owomoyela’s Short-Lived Eurodance Career
By: Jan |Current Borussia Dortmund fullback and former German international Patrick Owomoyela liked to keep all his options open when he was a teenager. While honing his football skills at TSV Stellingen, he also played competitive basketball and apparently pursued a career as lip-sync rapper in a Eurodance project. There isn’t any serious money to be made [...]
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Separated at Birth: J.Lo and J.Löw
By: Jan |
They have almost identical names. They both became famous wearing tracksuits. J.Lo has her own line of skin care products. J.Löw advertises skin care products. Enough said. Props to Löw’s assistant “Slick” Flick in the background – the coolest of the bunch.
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Talent Spotting: Marco Reus (Borussia Mönchengladbach)
By: Jan |Borussia Mönchengladbach wasn’t the club you’d go to to watch some attractive attacking football last season. The team was fighting relegation and their coach Hans Meyer was willing to bring back from the dead whatever it took – sweepers, man marking etc. – to grind out the necessary results. What little joga bonito was [...]
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Name the Player #8
By: Jan |
Which player hides behind this tattoo?
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Team News

Foals before Zebras: Bayern Munich vs Borussia Mönchengladbach
The Bundesliga is fond of doing scheduling favors for the top teams where it can. Therefore, FC Bayern will be at home to 'Gladbach in a rare Friday match that will give the team a little bit more time to rest up for the all-important Juventus match on Tuesday. ...
Dec 02, 2009 | Read this article...
European Vacations
FK Ventspils has a unique opportunity. Already the first team from Latvia to make the group stages of any UEFA competition, the way things are going in Group D of the Europa League, they could become the first Latvian team to get out of the group stages. They're only a ...
Dec 02, 2009 | Read this article...
Mertesacker Got Air
I hate it when people say "oh, we deserved to win this". The better team - the team that holds possession, has the better chances, plays the better football, etc. - does not always win the football match. If that always happened, why bother playing at all? The team that ...
Dec 01, 2009 | Read this article...
New Maps
My mental map of Germany is based entirely around the past 3-4 seasons in the Bundesliga. Cities that have had representation in the league in that time have a place, which gives me a somewhat-interesting concept of where things actually are in the country.
The only positive I can take out ...
Nov 30, 2009 | Read this article...
St Pauli 3 - 0 Union Berlin
FC St Pauli put a bigger buffer between itself and 4th place with a win against the strong newcomers Union Berlin. Berlin is newly promoted from the 3 liga for this year, and started out very strong, sitting in 5th at the start of the week, making this game ...
Nov 30, 2009 | Read this article...
A small step forward on the pitch, a giant leap in the table
It will be easy for observers to take a look at today's scoreline and conclude that Bayern Munich has shaken off the cobwebs and reestablished itself as the team to beat in the Bundesliga. While today's result is certainly a step in that direction, there are many improvements and ...
Nov 29, 2009 | Read this article...
Matchday 14: 1001 reasons to love a three-legged dog
Prowl fanshops on this side of the ocean, and Bundesliga kits are not so widely offered. When they are, anyone not a supporter of Bayern Munchen or Werder Bremen is pretty much out of luck. A Bayer 04 shirt is unheard of on the shelves, the club name unheard of by the clerks. Back in Europe, Bayer Leverkusen are the club people are likely to point at while giggling, calling us Vizekusen or Neverkusen. Within our own league, the wait for a piece of silverware has gone on for 105 years. But we have not curled into a ball and waited for time to turn us to dust. Instead we’ve held our breath and continued struggling along, waiting for all the parts to come together in the same place and at the same time- just like they did today at BayArena, much to VfB Stuttgart's misfortune.
Nov 29, 2009 | Read this article...
Ob La Di, Ob La Da: Bayern visits Hannover
It's not too early to surmise that the tragic death of Robert Enke will have a long lasting effect on the way German society considers depression and other forms of mental illness. In its own way, it may parallel the drug overdose death of Len Bias or the HIV diagnosis ...
Nov 28, 2009 | Read this article...
Playing Leapfrog Atop the Table
I just wanted to write briefly and thank Gladbach for beating Schalke and thus relieving me of my fears that they would top the table this evening. Instead, it is our Green-Whites that leapfrog Leverkusen once again to sit atop the mountain that is the Bundesliga standings after a 2-2 ...
Nov 28, 2009 | Read this article...
News from the FC Bayern Munich Annual Meeting
*With 99% of the vote, Uli Hoeness was elected President of the club, succeeding Franz Beckenbauer, who has the held the title for the last 15 years. Both men received rousing ovations from the crowd. A farewell match in Beckenbauer's honor will be played this coming August at the ...
Nov 27, 2009 | Read this article...



